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Jump Demotivational Poster

GO ON - You know you want to


TAGS: bike jump education fly fail
Rating: 4.88/5

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Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:20 pm
It's not the flying that scares me, it is the sudden deceleration that scares the crap out of me when when I hit the ground...
Zetmonk - February 8, 2012, 5:07 am
He's about to learn real quick.


TAGS: pzy jump off cliff bodies
Rating: 4.77/5

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Nissta - October 5, 2011, 7:01 pm
Me and my pals didn't call it TOMBSTONEING, I think it went along the line YOU'RE F N NUTTER!!! thats what they called me anyway.
Nissta - October 5, 2011, 6:59 pm
I jump off a 30-40 ft cliff into 8 ft of river, this was the day after I'd fell off a 15 ft cliff backwards and bounced from my right shoulder 6 ft. Maybe there is a reason why my back has been sore for 25 yrs but I don't know what's caused it.....

Fearlessness -


AIRBORNE - The REAL reason we jump out of "perfectly" good airplanes...

TAGS: c 130 crash airborne the real reason jump out of air planes
Rating: 4.27/5

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sickartist - June 2, 2010, 6:25 am
5 All The Way L's
rick17126 - June 2, 2010, 3:06 am
Night time landings suck at times. Luckily none were killed though they did have some serious injuries.
Viper - June 2, 2010, 2:55 am
That sucks!
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2010, 12:21 am
I've seen other ph**os of this. The pilot was apparently directed to land on a runway that had a section removed for repair

PEER PRESSURE - If these are your friends, and all your friends jump off a bridge... FOLLOW THEM

TAGS: peer pressure jump with them
Rating: 4.68/5

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boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:43 pm
look at the guy with the receeding hairline! I think he freaked-out his hair
Wolfe - April 10, 2011, 2:19 am
Elvis has DEFINATELY left the building!
motinet - April 9, 2011, 7:58 am

Those guys are totally not conformist

A REPORTER SHOULD'VE ASKED: - Captain Kittinger, before you jumped back to Earth, how could you see the planet with balls that huge?

TAGS: joe kittinger jump
Rating: 4.3/5

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Iconoclast - August 30, 2012, 9:31 pm
5L - very impressive - thanks for making me curious enough to look him up.

SENSE - This image makes none

TAGS: sense funny fly jump
Rating: 2.67/5

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brianjayy - February 15, 2011, 5:45 pm
He's just checking the "springiness" of the bed, as any normal man would...
Moar - February 13, 2009, 2:43 pm
And the fat woman with the face palm? She's laughing at your pathetic poster
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 1:26 pm
Actually, it does, in a way. The ph**o was taken to illustrate that ALL black men have the ability to fly, and not just that HAN**** dude. Now you know why "they" play basketball so well.


LOVE IS IN THE AIR - Too bad you can't fly

TAGS: love jump fail
Rating: 4.14/5

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TAGS: go ahead and jump
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - June 11, 2011, 11:24 am



TAGS: jumper change of heart
Rating: 4.76/5

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crankyhead - April 24, 2011, 10:06 am
gas - April 24, 2011, 8:26 am


TAGS: jump conclusion high bridge
Rating: 4.72/5

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Tivo - April 4, 2011, 9:08 pm
You only need a rope if you think you will survive to jump again.
alexsad - April 4, 2011, 7:55 am
you don't need the rope...
Mahomygod - March 31, 2011, 9:40 pm
and don't forget a long enough rope..

Ray Bradbury -

TAGS: jump window wings
Rating: 5/5

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Swampfox - November 29, 2013, 2:42 am
The original snow angel.
Swampfox - November 29, 2013, 2:41 am
The original snow angel.

jumping through hoops -

TAGS: jumping through hoops
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 1:47 am
Little, that times is known as divorce...teehee


TAGS: tank jumping ramp crowd
Rating: 4.17/5

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GySgt1811a - October 28, 2011, 6:12 pm
Good poster COMM. I'm one of those jerks that when you ask the time I tell you how to build a watch. Just pat me on the head and say, "There, there, now." (Oh, BTW, 5 thrown tracks.)
the1stCOMMI3 - October 28, 2011, 12:05 am
I have no idea what the tanks were called back then. All I know is Germany was famous for having the tanks so I thought it was a german tank.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 10:46 pm
Fantastic how the Krauts cammied that Panzer to look like an American M-3 Stuart!


LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 4.54/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm
5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!


TAGS: dicomfort parachute don t wanna jump
Rating: 4.8/5

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MPsniper - June 11, 2011, 8:10 am
all good canopies with a couple minor low speeds, and 1 rather memorable high speed.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:50 pm
MP-- the question is "Did you have 528 successful LANDINGS?!" I've always heard it's not the fall the kills you, but rather the rapid deceleration at ground level that does one in!
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:23 pm
Classic. 5L
MPsniper - June 9, 2011, 6:41 pm
HEY.... i was the FIRST one out the door! i have logged 528 successful exits from an aircraft in flight.



TAGS: failure daily assignment jump
Rating: 4.58/5

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:09 am

agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 1:17 am
stumbles a little, but great pic and connected caption. 5L


SORRY FELIX - Todays attempt blew away.


TAGS: time day suicide suicidal logic lunch break too short jumper needs to hurry nice shoes btw
Rating: 3.39/5

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Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
...and glass can shatter. Don't let it deter you. lol
Grim R@per - November 12, 2009, 1:08 pm
Pretty sure he's in a galss elevator...
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 8:16 pm
ty. Based on a true story.
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Very nice Bart.
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:01 pm
Thanks, man. That's always good to hear.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 6:58 pm
5L Bart... excellent!!!

SMOKEJUMPER - When extreme sports meet firefighting

FACEPLANT IN PROGRESS - Looks like you had some mis-calculations in your drawing board there bub.

TAGS: sports motor bike jump face plant
Rating: 2.92/5

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Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 9:43 am
Actually this was planned out perfectly. It is the b**** ex wife trying to still kill me!


TAGS: motorcycle air height fly flying flight soar soaring bike jump air sky
Rating: 2.73/5
Ha - July 20, 2008, 7:29 am



REGRET - The gift that keeps on giving.

STEREOTYPES - Right, right. And black people can't swim, or something.


Saturday night fever -

TAGS: disco twist jump eileen
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - February 11, 2014, 3:27 am
What a hoot, LA! Simply terrific!
Oldsod - February 9, 2014, 8:38 pm
Ab5olute brilliance!
MissPriss - February 9, 2014, 11:08 am
Now I realize that d*** song is gonna be in my noggin' all day...can I take away 2 lions?
MissPriss - February 9, 2014, 11:07 am
5 LOL's for a great 1st laugh of the day.

the winter games came to a halt... -

TAGS: skijump olympics
Rating: 5/5

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MPsniper - February 9, 2014, 7:11 am
( i couldn't get another picture to work...i know...I KNOW !!!)
Oldsod - February 8, 2014, 7:37 am
Nah...no worries...the French military does not have a good record with Russian winters...
EmilioDumphque - February 8, 2014, 2:20 am
Russian defense of their airspace must be at a low point for a French fighter to penetrate so far!

Vegan Joke #9 -

Skateboarding -

deportment -

TAGS: train work jump
Rating: 4.69/5

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Modesty -


TAGS: timmy dozer jump rerun
Rating: 4.57/5

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MetaShadow - November 30, 2010, 12:57 am
and luckely none of the stage crew survived...
agdaniele - November 29, 2010, 10:04 pm
It'll be like a Gallagher concert! Only, at this one, smart people will be laughing.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 7:29 pm
the ticket did say that ponchos are required, for the front seat, but I prefer to bath in the blood of the timmy.
rerun - November 29, 2010, 7:28 pm

It is the new thing since Gallagher's watetmellon gig is getting stale
Faceplant31 - November 29, 2010, 7:23 pm
We will need ponchos for the splash zone, right?

FEAR - Some have it, others don't. Others are just plain Dumb.




CATAPEDAPHOBIA - I would have been your daddy But the dog beat me Over the fence

NO REALLY - I saw it work in this movie once...

PRARIE DOG HOME COMPANION - Zero gravity dirt rodent battle.

TAGS: kriss kross will make you jump jump
Rating: 3.58/5

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deadraisin - May 25, 2010, 10:19 am
Wow I dumb prairie not prarie durrr.
GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 9:42 am
Raisin, you weren't paying attention when you made this were you?


TAGS: fence jumping spacedog
Rating: 3.5/5

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spacedog - September 22, 2011, 5:52 pm
Let me 5tride through the wide open 5pace5 that I love, don't fence me in.

WHITE MEN CANT JUMP? - take a look skippy

TAGS: jump
Rating: 3.5/5

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MissPriss - December 10, 2012, 12:49 pm
Could be wrong...looks like his hand is holding the pole. My mistake, white men can jump...with a little help teehee.
CloudchaserS - December 10, 2012, 10:52 am
Getting ready for bed so I don't have the time to create it, but there needs to be a "White men can't rap" version picturing Eminem.

LIFE - Easier if you could double-jump.

WOAH - You got like... three feet of air that time.

DAREDEVIL'S - Just what exactly are you trying to prove anyway?

THE SHARK - This poster jumped it.

TAGS: jump the shark
Rating: 2.24/5

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LURCH - July 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Eric - June 7, 2009, 9:24 pm
It's a reference to Fonzie jumping a shark being the downfall of Happy Days. Since then, a show that has passed the point of absurdity is said to have jumped the shark.
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 9:52 am
Either I don't get the reference, or there is no reference. Either way, I'm giving it a 5, just to be safe. (The 5th lion is the one on the far left, right?)

STRETCHING IT OUT - All part of Bob "The Sarge" Watkins regimen for whipping his new Y League team (over 30 division) ready for the season

THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE - When you realize that the pool is actually empty

JUMPER - Rachel Bilson looked amazing in this movie.

TAGS: vash rachel bilson jumper
Rating: 1.92/5

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Chadley - December 8, 2009, 12:28 am
JUMPER - the Christmas present that goes on the fire.

Apprehensive -