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Jump Demotivational Poster


GO ON - You know you want to




IF EVERYONE -


TAGS: pzy jump off cliff bodies
Rating: 4.77/5

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Nissta - October 5, 2011, 7:01 pm, #224767
Me and my pals didn't call it TOMBSTONEING, I think it went along the line YOU'RE F N NUTTER!!! thats what they called me anyway.
Nissta - October 5, 2011, 6:59 pm, #224766
I jump off a 30-40 ft cliff into 8 ft of river, this was the day after I'd fell off a 15 ft cliff backwards and bounced from my right shoulder 6 ft. Maybe there is a reason why my back has been sore for 25 yrs but I don't know what's caused it.....


A CRASH COURSE IN LIFE -


TAGS: bike jump education fly fail
Rating: 4.88/5

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Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:20 pm, #229123
It's not the flying that scares me, it is the sudden deceleration that scares the crap out of me when when I hit the ground...
Zetmonk - February 8, 2012, 5:07 am, #229100
He's about to learn real quick.


Fearlessness -




COURAGE -




AIRBORNE - The REAL reason we jump out of "perfectly" good airplanes...


TAGS: c 130 crash airborne the real reason jump out of air planes
Rating: 4.27/5

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sickartist - June 2, 2010, 6:25 am, #178800
5 All The Way L's
rick17126 - June 2, 2010, 3:06 am, #178797
Night time landings suck at times. Luckily none were killed though they did have some serious injuries.
Viper - June 2, 2010, 2:55 am, #178795
That sucks!
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2010, 12:21 am, #178788
I've seen other ph**os of this. The pilot was apparently directed to land on a runway that had a section removed for repair


PEER PRESSURE - If these are your friends, and all your friends jump off a bridge... FOLLOW THEM


TAGS: peer pressure jump with them
Rating: 4.68/5

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boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:43 pm, #216333
look at the guy with the receeding hairline! I think he freaked-out his hair
Wolfe - April 10, 2011, 2:19 am, #216074
Elvis has DEFINATELY left the building!
motinet - April 9, 2011, 7:58 am, #216044

Those guys are totally not conformist


A REPORTER SHOULD'VE ASKED: - Captain Kittinger, before you jumped back to Earth, how could you see the planet with balls that huge?


TAGS: joe kittinger jump
Rating: 4.3/5

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Iconoclast - August 30, 2012, 9:31 pm, #238766
5L - very impressive - thanks for making me curious enough to look him up.


SENSE - This image makes none


TAGS: sense funny fly jump
Rating: 2.67/5

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brianjayy - February 15, 2011, 5:45 pm, #212445
He's just checking the "springiness" of the bed, as any normal man would...
Moar - February 13, 2009, 2:43 pm, #59396
And the fat woman with the face palm? She's laughing at your pathetic poster
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 1:26 pm, #46628
Actually, it does, in a way. The ph**o was taken to illustrate that ALL black men have the ability to fly, and not just that HAN**** dude. Now you know why "they" play basketball so well.


SPRING FORWARD -




LOVE IS IN THE AIR - Too bad you can't fly


TAGS: love jump fail
Rating: 4.14/5

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APATHY -


TAGS: go ahead and jump
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - June 11, 2011, 11:24 am, #219876
Excellent.5L


LEAPING - THROW YOUR HEART OVER THE FENCE AND THE REST WILL FOLLOW... HOPEFULLY!




REVELATION -


TAGS: jumper change of heart
Rating: 4.76/5

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crankyhead - April 24, 2011, 10:06 am, #217196
Am5ome!
gas - April 24, 2011, 8:26 am, #217194
LOL!


WHEN YOU... -


TAGS: jump conclusion high bridge
Rating: 4.72/5

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Tivo - April 4, 2011, 9:08 pm, #215777
You only need a rope if you think you will survive to jump again.
alexsad - April 4, 2011, 7:55 am, #215724
you don't need the rope...
Mahomygod - March 31, 2011, 9:40 pm, #215602
and don't forget a long enough rope..


Ray Bradbury -


TAGS: jump window wings
Rating: 5/5

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Swampfox - November 29, 2013, 2:42 am, #251266
The original snow angel.
Swampfox - November 29, 2013, 2:41 am, #251265
The original snow angel.


jumping through hoops -


TAGS: jumping through hoops
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 1:47 am, #250793
Little, that times is known as divorce...teehee


GERMANY -


TAGS: tank jumping ramp crowd
Rating: 4.17/5

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GySgt1811a - October 28, 2011, 6:12 pm, #225416
Good poster COMM. I'm one of those jerks that when you ask the time I tell you how to build a watch. Just pat me on the head and say, "There, there, now." (Oh, BTW, 5 thrown tracks.)
the1stCOMMI3 - October 28, 2011, 12:05 am, #225408
I have no idea what the tanks were called back then. All I know is Germany was famous for having the tanks so I thought it was a german tank.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 10:46 pm, #225405
Fantastic how the Krauts cammied that Panzer to look like an American M-3 Stuart!


DUKES OF HAZZARD -




LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.


TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 4.54/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm, #177554
5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!


DISCOMFORT-DOING WHAT WE DON'T WANT TO DO -


TAGS: dicomfort parachute don t wanna jump
Rating: 4.8/5

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MPsniper - June 11, 2011, 8:10 am, #219868
all good canopies with a couple minor low speeds, and 1 rather memorable high speed.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:50 pm, #219840
MP-- the question is "Did you have 528 successful LANDINGS?!" I've always heard it's not the fall the kills you, but rather the rapid deceleration at ground level that does one in!
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:23 pm, #219775
Classic. 5L
MPsniper - June 9, 2011, 6:41 pm, #219753
HEY.... i was the FIRST one out the door! i have logged 528 successful exits from an aircraft in flight.


I FEEL SO ALIVE -




GRAND SLAM -


TAGS: failure daily assignment jump
Rating: 4.58/5

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:09 am, #197795

awesome
agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 1:17 am, #197780
stumbles a little, but great pic and connected caption. 5L


GROWING UP -




SORRY FELIX - Todays attempt blew away.




LOGICAL SUICIDE -


TAGS: time day suicide suicidal logic lunch break too short jumper needs to hurry nice shoes btw
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 5:05 pm, #146863
...and glass can shatter. Don't let it deter you. lol
Grim R@per - November 12, 2009, 1:08 pm, #136095
Pretty sure he's in a galss elevator...
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 8:16 pm, #130056
ty. Based on a true story.
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 8:14 pm, #130055
Very nice Bart.
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:01 pm, #130009
Thanks, man. That's always good to hear.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 6:58 pm, #130005
5L Bart... excellent!!!


SMOKEJUMPER - When extreme sports meet firefighting




FACEPLANT IN PROGRESS - Looks like you had some mis-calculations in your drawing board there bub.


TAGS: sports motor bike jump face plant
Rating: 2.92/5

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Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 9:43 am, #161492
Actually this was planned out perfectly. It is the b**** ex wife trying to still kill me!


THIS -


TAGS: motorcycle air height fly flying flight soar soaring bike jump air sky
Rating: 2.73/5
Ha - July 20, 2008, 7:29 am, #10372
Hahahaha


LEAPFROG -




AUTO-PILOT -




REGRET - The gift that keeps on giving.




STEREOTYPES - Right, right. And black people can't swim, or something.




INCORRECT -




Saturday night fever -


TAGS: disco twist jump eileen
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - February 11, 2014, 3:27 am, #252823
What a hoot, LA! Simply terrific!
Oldsod - February 9, 2014, 8:38 pm, #252811
Ab5olute brilliance!
MissPriss - February 9, 2014, 11:08 am, #252803
Now I realize that d*** song is gonna be in my noggin' all day...can I take away 2 lions?
MissPriss - February 9, 2014, 11:07 am, #252802
5 LOL's for a great 1st laugh of the day.


the winter games came to a halt... -


TAGS: skijump olympics
Rating: 5/5

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MPsniper - February 9, 2014, 7:11 am, #252797
( i couldn't get another picture to work...i know...I KNOW !!!)
Oldsod - February 8, 2014, 7:37 am, #252768
Nah...no worries...the French military does not have a good record with Russian winters...
EmilioDumphque - February 8, 2014, 2:20 am, #252764
Russian defense of their airspace must be at a low point for a French fighter to penetrate so far!


Vegan Joke #9 -




Skateboarding -




deportment -


TAGS: train work jump
Rating: 4.69/5

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Modesty -




DREAMS -


TAGS: timmy dozer jump rerun
Rating: 4.57/5

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MetaShadow - November 30, 2010, 12:57 am, #204776
and luckely none of the stage crew survived...
agdaniele - November 29, 2010, 10:04 pm, #204752
It'll be like a Gallagher concert! Only, at this one, smart people will be laughing.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 7:29 pm, #204712
the ticket did say that ponchos are required, for the front seat, but I prefer to bath in the blood of the timmy.
rerun - November 29, 2010, 7:28 pm, #204711

It is the new thing since Gallagher's watetmellon gig is getting stale
Faceplant31 - November 29, 2010, 7:23 pm, #204709
We will need ponchos for the splash zone, right?


FEAR - Some have it, others don't. Others are just plain Dumb.




THRILL -




THE NUTCRACKER -




THE PROPOSAL -




CATAPEDAPHOBIA - I would have been your daddy But the dog beat me Over the fence




NO REALLY - I saw it work in this movie once...




PRARIE DOG HOME COMPANION - Zero gravity dirt rodent battle.


TAGS: kriss kross will make you jump jump
Rating: 3.58/5

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deadraisin - May 25, 2010, 10:19 am, #177637
Wow I dumb prairie not prarie durrr.
GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 9:42 am, #177629
Raisin, you weren't paying attention when you made this were you?


BAD SPACEDOG! -


TAGS: fence jumping spacedog
Rating: 3.5/5

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spacedog - September 22, 2011, 5:52 pm, #224493
Let me 5tride through the wide open 5pace5 that I love, don't fence me in.


WHITE MEN CANT JUMP? - take a look skippy


TAGS: jump
Rating: 3.5/5

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MissPriss - December 10, 2012, 12:49 pm, #241361
Could be wrong...looks like his hand is holding the pole. My mistake, white men can jump...with a little help teehee.
CloudchaserS - December 10, 2012, 10:52 am, #241360
Getting ready for bed so I don't have the time to create it, but there needs to be a "White men can't rap" version picturing Eminem.


LIFE - Easier if you could double-jump.




WOAH - You got like... three feet of air that time.




DAREDEVIL'S - Just what exactly are you trying to prove anyway?




THE SHARK - This poster jumped it.


TAGS: jump the shark
Rating: 2.24/5

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LURCH - July 15, 2009, 12:00 am, #95655
GOT IT WITHOUT HINTS THX ERIC
Eric - June 7, 2009, 9:24 pm, #85147
It's a reference to Fonzie jumping a shark being the downfall of Happy Days. Since then, a show that has passed the point of absurdity is said to have jumped the shark.
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 9:52 am, #84983
Either I don't get the reference, or there is no reference. Either way, I'm giving it a 5, just to be safe. (The 5th lion is the one on the far left, right?)


STRETCHING IT OUT - All part of Bob "The Sarge" Watkins regimen for whipping his new Y League team (over 30 division) ready for the season




THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE - When you realize that the pool is actually empty




JUMPER - Rachel Bilson looked amazing in this movie.


TAGS: vash rachel bilson jumper
Rating: 1.92/5

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Chadley - December 8, 2009, 12:28 am, #143629
JUMPER - the Christmas present that goes on the fire.


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