Jump Demotivational Poster
GO ON - You know you want to
IF EVERYONE -
A CRASH COURSE IN LIFE -
AIRBORNE - The REAL reason we jump out of "perfectly" good airplanes...
PEER PRESSURE - If these are your friends, and all your friends jump off a bridge... FOLLOW THEM
A REPORTER SHOULD'VE ASKED: - Captain Kittinger, before you jumped back to Earth, how could you see the planet with balls that huge?
SENSE - This image makes none
SPRING FORWARD -
LOVE IS IN THE AIR - Too bad you can't fly
LEAPING - THROW YOUR HEART OVER THE FENCE AND THE REST WILL FOLLOW... HOPEFULLY!
WHEN YOU... -
Ray Bradbury -
jumping through hoops -
DUKES OF HAZZARD -
LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
DISCOMFORT-DOING WHAT WE DON'T WANT TO DO -
I FEEL SO ALIVE -
GRAND SLAM -
GROWING UP -
SORRY FELIX - Todays attempt blew away.
LOGICAL SUICIDE -
SMOKEJUMPER - When extreme sports meet firefighting
FACEPLANT IN PROGRESS - Looks like you had some mis-calculations in your drawing board there bub.
REGRET - The gift that keeps on giving.
STEREOTYPES - Right, right. And black people can't swim, or something.
Saturday night fever -
the winter games came to a halt... -
Vegan Joke #9 -
FEAR - Some have it, others don't. Others are just plain Dumb.
THE NUTCRACKER -
THE PROPOSAL -
CATAPEDAPHOBIA - I would have been your daddy But the dog beat me Over the fence
NO REALLY - I saw it work in this movie once...
PRARIE DOG HOME COMPANION - Zero gravity dirt rodent battle.
BAD SPACEDOG! -
WHITE MEN CANT JUMP? - take a look skippy
LIFE - Easier if you could double-jump.
WOAH - You got like... three feet of air that time.
DAREDEVIL'S - Just what exactly are you trying to prove anyway?
THE SHARK - This poster jumped it.
STRETCHING IT OUT - All part of Bob "The Sarge" Watkins regimen for whipping his new Y League team (over 30 division) ready for the season
THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE - When you realize that the pool is actually empty
JUMPER - Rachel Bilson looked amazing in this movie.